this woman had her sidewalk stolen
a slab of concrete
2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
this may just be the best post on tumblr
i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing
JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR