i-like-pigeons:

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okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen

a slab of concrete

was stolen

2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

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marjoree:

For dogs that bite the Japanese have invented Quack — a less threatening looking muzzle.


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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

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this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing


eenn

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overland-frost:

JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR

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jadeseyshore:

jadeseyshore:

what if you could twerk so hard your butt flew off at high speed

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